"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde.
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!" - Homer Simpson.
"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?" - Bart Simpson.
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." - Charles Lamb.
"I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!" - Anon
Hahahahaha, i totally LOL at some! FLB had some nice ones too. Made me wanna look for it..
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