Like a Cluumsy.

Alicia had a bad fall at Ikea. 2 dumb men just watched her fell! Like on my knees!! Damn it. Resulting w two balukoos (however you spell it). Your blood cells actually burst when that happens. 1 big one on the right and 1 puny one on the left knee. And, the bestest thing is; the one on the right is swollen. Fuck it. Like pig's leg only.